by Structured Settlement WatchdogĀ®
Alternative news reports that a Pennsylvania annuitant has seen his shadow šon the steps of the Schoharie County Pennsylvania Court of Common Pleas and decided not need to cash in his structured settlement .
According to alternativeāfacts reporter āSimon Says,ā this ritual pops up once a year, usually in early February. Pennsylvania legal observers, never ones to miss a pun, caution that selling your structured settlement can be a praecipe for disaster.
š¾Executives at “One for You, Three for Me Capital” were said to be thoroughly Knobler Gobsmocked, an internal term used when a seller unexpectedly exercises common sense.
šŖµHaving scraped the court records, they are now left “scraping the cage’ for few droppings.
š¦«Happy Groundhog Day readers! May your structured settlement payments keep providing you stable income over and over, AND over.


