by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
Alternative news reports that a Pennsylvania annuitant has seen his shadow 🌄on the steps of the Schoharie County Pennsylvania Court of Common Pleas and decided not need to cash in his structured settlement .
Nah, i don’t think I’ll sell my structured settlement
According to alternative‑facts reporter “Simon Says,” this ritual pops up once a year, usually in early February. Pennsylvania legal observers, never ones to miss a pun, caution that selling your structured settlement can be a praecipe for disaster.
🐾Executives at “One for You, Three for Me Capital” were said to be thoroughly Knobler Gobsmocked, an internal term used when a seller unexpectedly exercises common sense.
🪵Having scraped the court records, they are now left “scraping the cage’ for few droppings.
🦫Happy Groundhog Day readers! May your structured settlement payments keep providing you stable income over and over, AND over.
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