by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
It didn't take long for rappers and "lyrical gangstas" to infiltrate the structured settlement industry.
First there was King Louie who inked "877 Cash Now", a rap that samples JG Wentworth commercials.
Not sure if the "niggaz and muthafucka" talk in the video was sanctioned by the publicly traded JG Wentworth Company, but it certainly brands their telephone number 877-Cash Now, one way or another, with a certain urban audience.
CBC Money posted a PG rated structured settlement rap on YouTube in 2014
A new name on the structured settlement rap scene is Master Funky Chicken, in whose name there have been penned some hilarious on topic structured settlement rap poetry that pokes fun at cash now and selling your structured settlements with such titles as
- Cash Now Sucks Rap
- Independent Professional Adviser Rap
- Got an Annuity? Sold Annuity Rap
- I Was Hiking, A Cash Now For Structured Settlement Rap
- Cash for Annuity Cash Out
Cash Now Sucks Rap appears to have been adopted as the theme song of a new website cashnowsucks.com
" Let's Scream Let's Shout, Let's Turn This Function Out!" -The Sugarhill Gang from "8th Wonder"