by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
Gozer the Gozerian was a god worshipped in 6000 BC by various primitive cultures including the Hitites and Sumerians, according to online sources. It was an androgynous, sexless being capable of assuming whatever form it desired. Gozer possessed many aliases throughout the centuries, including Gozer the Destructor.
It seems that Gozer "The Destructor" is alive and well in the United States in the chosen bodies of human hosts and companies many of whom, through lack of regulation, effectively are "The Destructors" of the futures of people who have structured settlements. Only a God could escape the regulatory scrutiny that the structured settlement secondary market has.
Gozer had faithful minions/pets, the Terror Dogs Zuul and Vinz Clortho, now apparently inhabiting the bodies of affiliate marketing companies, who promote The Destructor, in its various forms and mutations, allowing Gozer to appear.
If there's someone strange, in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? Cash Now Busters
If the lump sum's small; It don't look good
Who you gonna call? Cash Now Busters
I ain't afraid of no bills I ain't afraid of no bills…