Structured Settlement Factoring Companies Strike Innovation Using a Familiar Playbook
Heard Something Fishy Was Going On
The Structured Settlement Watchdog recently got a frantic call from “Tuxedo Junction,” Antarctica, courtesy of Pippa, the Penguin of Penguins and three-time Olympic 5-Meter Iceberg Diving Champion. Her signature move was the “Triple Pengy”.. She had a brilliant tip about some of the fringe-of-the-fringe players in the structured settlement secondary market and what they’ve been up to—thinking it was all under wraps. Or so they thought.
Knowing What Your Customers Are in the Market For
Penguins are hitting the underwater buffet with seafood galore! Their menu features krill, fish, and squid, but it’s all about the species’ preferences. Emperor penguins dive in for fish and squid, while Adélie penguins are the ultimate krill enthusiasts, living for that “krill thrill.” Source: What Do Penguins Eat and How Do They Hunt? A Guide to Their Diet
Penguins Are a Huge Market Segment for Fish
Plenty of penguins, means there is a need for piles of fish, heaps of krill, and absolutely no tuxedo rental required!
Get Fish Now, Feed the Family and Avoid Predators
Penguins offer a solid value proposition: they can snag fish on impulse, handle family duties like pros, and skillfully dodge terrifying predators like the Leopard Seal—all while looking dapper in their tuxedos.
What Eats Adélie Penguins? Their Top 4 Predators
Top 11 Predators of Penguins that Eat Penguins – FactsKing.com
Will Get Fish Now Marketing Campaign Work?
Only time will tell, but all the “ingredients” for success are in the mix. Meanwhile, I trust readers, including peeps in the structured settlement secondary market have savored this delightful dish of signature satire.
Related Reading
ASOC – Antarctic and Southern Ocean Coalition
Where Do Adélie Penguins Live? Range, Habitat & How to See Them
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