by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Have you received Silly Mailers from Structured Settlement Factoring Companies?
Many structured settlement annuitants receive silly mailers from structured settlement factoring companies. Some of the silly mailers (and sons of silly mailers) are just ridiculously deficient and oh so silly. So we’re going to roast a few of them like flaming chestnuts, figuratively speaking of course. Send in silly mailers you’ve received and we’ll consider roasting them too!
Silly Mailer to Mr. Brown from District Settlement Finance
Mr. T Brown, an Oakville CT man, already working with JG Wentworth, received a hokey solicitation from a “Emily Jefferson”, a “case specialist “, claiming that his “case status had changed” and attempted to create a sense of urgency by stating that he
“must contact support team within 3 business days at 877-525-9231”. Emily Jefferson does not appear to exist.
District Settlement Finance, lurking in the shadows, paparently attempted to poach the deal, albeit too late, with the below displayed quasi-official looking nonsense in a Silly Mailer
District Settlement Finance, based in Washington DC, flubbed the silly mailer by displaying that the Courts of “Waterbury County CT” were relevant to his transfer (and by implication, the District Settlement Finance silly mailer). However, there is no such county in Connecticut. Oakville CT, where Mr. Brown lives, is a neighborhood of Watertown and is in Litchfield County, CT. On the other hand, Waterbury, where the Court is located, happens to be in New Haven County. Quack! Quack!
However, Waterbury is a Judicial District. See Connecticut Judical District Map and About CT Courts – Organization of the Courts – CT Judicial Branch. Way to show your lack of situational awareness, District Settlement Finance! Crikey!
District Settlement Funding Silly Mailer Sales Pitch is that their Competitors are Scammers and DSF comes to the rescue
From the letter (see below), it appears to be a claim of their ability to recover fees from deals by incorporating them into new deal with supposedly lower-cost funds, but only if you engage in another transaction with them and meet their specific criteria. entire pitch seems aimed at making you feel though you were scammed by of their competitors, just to persuade you to another deal with them for minimal return.
Is 877-525-9231 a Cash Now Pusher or is it a Chic Wedding Planner?
877-525-9231 is the toll-free call-in number for the District Settlement Finance mailer.
Download 877-525-9231 district settlement finance – Google Search 12-17-2024
877-525-9231 is also the toll-free number to Simply Chica Wedding in California
Brown Transfer Disposition Shows Brown Elected to Seek, and Received Independent Professional Advice (IPA)
It’s always wise to seek Independent Professional Advice before moving forward with a structured settlement transfer transaction. Timothy Brown did seek advice as noted in the in the Order approving his structured settlement transfer to JG Wentworth.
Download Brown CT structured settlement transfer disposition received Independent Professional Advice
District Settlement Finance even Managed to Flub the Translation of “We Speak Spanish”
The proper way to say it is “Hablamos español”. The Silly Mailers wrote ” Nosotros Hablamas espanol which means “We speak more Spanish”
Last updated December 20, 2024
