by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Fortune Settlement Solutions LLC, a Miami Lakes company has served up the “Chateaubriand of Total B.S.” on its website
Fortune Settlement Solutions has courted structured settlement annuitants with the cheeky promise that they’ll “get a fortune” for their structured settlement payments—because who doesn’t want a fortune for their fortune? However….
The fact is that the most you can get from structured settlement cash now remains pennies on the dollar
- Fortune Settlement Solutions could do a better job in this aspect.
- Naming a company Fortune Settlement Solutions demonstrates an incredible lack of sensitivity to injury victims who were not fortunate to have suffered a personal physical injury, or are survivors of a wrongful death of a loved one. What a pity.
The “Chateaubriand of Total B.S.”

Substantiation requirement for objective claims
Advertisers must have a reasonable basis for objective claims before publishing them. Vague puffery (“fortune”) is less risky than a specific numeric promise, but when puffery creates a concrete expectation about typical returns, regulators treat it as a factual claim requiring proof. Source: Legal clarity.org
