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Pennies on the Dollar Equals Home Run in RSL Funding Advertising Blooper: A Real Belter

by Structured Settlement Watchdog

The most that RSL Funding can do is pay Pennies on the Dollar for your structured settlement.

Yet RSL Funding advises annuitants in this shocking September 12, 2018 tweet:

“Be like #Altuve. If you have a structured settlement or annuity sell your payments for a huge lump sum. It’s a home run in our book” The tweet bears the hasthags #Houston #cash #imagine.

José Carlos Altuve is a Venezuelan professional baseball second baseman for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball who holds  a lifetime .317 batting average

Pennies on the Dollar for Your Structured Settlement Equals Home Run “in their book”?

Of course it is! How about in your book?

If pennies on the dollar is a home run in RSL Funding’s book they must be playing on a very small ball field. When it comes to selling your structured settlement, size (of the payment) matters.

I “asked” Yankee flamethrower Aroldis Chapman for his thoughts. Some things go without saying! #Imaginethis   #anotherK   #strikeout  #bewarethefastpitch  #newyorkpersonalinjury

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