by Structured Settlement Watchdog
On this showing Einstein Structured Settlements may need to be rebranded the Owings Mills Oafs
On July 10, 2017, on the Einstein Structured Settlements website, a page about independent professional advice featured the Ryan Blank/Richart Ruddie associated brand, which attempted but failed to get its bearings straight.
“There are 9 different states with the requirement from the 49th state of Alaska to the northernmost state of Maine and everybody in between”.
- Last time I checked Maine didn’t have any sea ice cover (ice-cap). No, that is not an ice skating troupe (“The IceCap-ades”) that plays in Augusta or Portland (Maine).
- Current State of Sea Ice Cover | Earth
- Then we move on to Tundra, Alaska has it and Maine doesn’t See Biome: Tundra – NASA Science
- Alaska has a town named North Pole, AK | Things to Do, Recreation, & Travel Information | Travel Alaska.
- Maine has a bunch of holiday Polar Express trains that are a magnet for kids. 7 BEST Polar Express & Christmas Train Rides In Maine
To be fair, “Juneau” there is THIS map that shows Maine in the top right and Alaska to the Southwest of Texas and dead South of Arizona and New Mexico?
In Einstein Structured Settlements view of the United States, possibly replicated from an elementary school puzzle, Maine is the northernmost state
But then geography is part of your elementary school education—so what does that imply about the self-proclaimed geniuses from Owings Mills?
Gotta Ketchi-wenyou-kan, eh Ketchikan?
Why Einstein Structured Settlements Gets an F in Geography