by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Novation Funding hits the bottom rung by suggesting that you sell your structured settlement for a rainy day fund while positioning themselves as a would be “Mary Poppins” (see ad excerpt right).
Novation Funding, which also operates using the DBAs of 365 Advance and Novation Settlement Solutions, is the Florida company that skunked New York in October 201511 months ago, When you’ve already got a steady income, you can save a portion of your income to create a rainy day fund, without having to go to the Novation Settlement Solutions barber shop.
Novation’s fakakta idea would see you take a “crew cut” on the value of your payments and then do it. The only loser with their idea is you. Don’t get hustled out of your structured settlement.
Novation Client Gave up More than $6.6 million for $1,037,000
Cedric Martez Thomas gave up more than $5 million in future payments to the Novation false advertisers who still falsely advertise that they give maximum payouts. When Cedric Martez Thomas wakes up and realize how badly he was screwed, it may take a lot more than a “spoonful of sugar” to make the bad medicine go down.
I whipped up this parody of Mary Poppins’ Chim Chiminey chorus to sing to Novation cold callers:
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
Annuitants they’re lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Buzz off Novation I said buzz off, now scoot!