Another Farcical on a Popsicle Stick
for the dog days of August followed by parallel ions, parallel icles
A full‑page “comparison” that kicks off with Strategic Capital vs. Woodbridge Structured Funding: Who Pays More in 2026? and then immediately warns you that Woodbridge has been gone since 2019, essentially gone since 2017.
So what they’re really staging is a kickoff… against kicking the bucket on The Lawn of the Dead — that sun‑bleached field where ghost companies lie in permanent overtime and the only thing moving is a popsicle stick wobbling in the August heat.
It isn’t analysis. It’s necromancy.
Embarrassing for these twits.

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