by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Possums are known for ransacking trash bins and feeding on garbage when desperate for food. Smelly trash cans attract these creatures, and they’ll feed on any leftovers, soda, stale milk, etc. The scent of food scraps inside your garbage cans attracts these scavengers, and they will find the smell.
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century"
If the trash can has no food or edible substance, they make it messy. Possums are opportunistic feeders and will scatter your garbage for a free meal. Source: Insectcop.com
Instead of bashing JG Wentworth, the t shirt displayed below and found in various "false parallelograms" all over the Internet, is a font of misplaced feigned outrage.
If you have a structured settlement, you're likely receiving stable tax-free income, or tax deferred income, so why the heck would you need to rummage around in smelly trash cans trying to score more trash, while playing dead?
JP Junksworth, seeing the possible in the "Opossumable"?