by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Annuity.org editorial standards are under review again for dumbfounded originality.
Not only is Annuity.org concerned about children, but apparently the Orlando, Florida firm imagines structured settlements as a safety net for safeguarding the financial future of a child’s leftover meals—because you never know when yesterday’s mac and cheese might need a trust fund.
“The goal of a structured settlement for a minor is to provide for the child’s needs and make sure there is money for the child leftover when he or she turns 18″.
According to “Aunt Merriam” Webster, “leftover” means “something, especially food, remaining after the rest has been used or consumed”
Annuity.org’s Alanna Ritchie, staff writer, Emily Miller, editor, and Michael Boyle, M.S., were lauded for their “diligent sleuthing” and “fearless empathy” toward the long-forgotten scraps of childhood feasts. Yet, a disgruntled fermenting banana — self-identifying as a non-binary plantain — reportedly took umbrage at the site’s insistence on binary pronouns (“he” or “she”) for leftover edibles. Annuity.org, allegedly affiliated with structured settlement factoring firm CBC Settlement Funding of Conshohocken, PA, diplomatically noted that CBC remained unavailable for comment at the time of press.
The Grumpy Banana
