Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by Structured Settlement Watchdog®

Patriot Structured Settlement Factoring Ad Featured Model With Gross Cold Sores

Patriot Settlement Resources displays incredibly poor taste (buds),  soliciting customers with a really gross image of a smiling woman with white sores on her tongue on the About page of its website. See for yourself.

Patriot Settlement Mysterious Sores 8-22-2015

Now take a look at the close up.   Looks contagious. 

Patriot Settlement Canker Sores Enlarged  8-22-2015What do you say when you meet a toad?  Wart's new?

Just the latest in social media howlers by structured settlement buyers.  Of all the stock photos in the world, Boca Raton based Patriot Settlement Resources picks that one.  Ewwww!

If you can get past "Iris the Virus"   Patriot asks and answers:

Are you presently locked into a schedule that provides payments over a long period of time?
That payment schedule may have seemed reasonable when you made the arrangement, but circumstances have forced you to accelerate the future payments and obtain a larger sum of cash.

Comment:

If you sell your structured settlement you will only receive a lump sum for a discount off the present value of your future payments.  You will not receive larger sum of cash than if you wait to receive payments. In fact you will receive less, much less.

Besides, how can you think of a large lump sum when those large "white things" are staring at you from that gaping mouth?  

 

 

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