by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Happy Halloween Stone-ers
While Patricia Laborde appeared on an NSSTA factoring panel in La Jolla this week apparently all hell broke loose back home as someone from 'Stone Henge" posted a tweet with this very lame attempt at a limerick.
'There once was a cow from Bethesda… whose name was #Moola. #CowsCannot limerick but #CowsCan give #Cash for #structuredsettlements'
I could not resist the opportunity to "bail out" Stone Street Capital with a few original limericks that actually work:
A.
There once was a cow from Bethesda
A bovine named Moola not Esther
Birthed cash, not a calf?
Uncanny you may laugh
What else would you expect from a jester?
B.
There once was a cow from Bethesda
Who couldn't rhyme no matter how much you would pester
Moo-la was her name
Cash now was her game
But a "limerick" was truly past her.
C.
There was a cow named Moo-la from Nantucket
Whose limerick was so bad you would duck it
She said cash now
He said "HOW NOW brown cow?"
When it's 4-6 weeks on the docket!
Image © Iddaris | Dreamstime.com – Cow Pumpkin Photo