Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by Structured Settlement Watchdog®

Secure Horizon Settlements, a Rockville MD spin off from Stone Street Capital has been issuing daily "do it yourself" press releases lately, announcing separate divisions for lotteries and structured settlements and I just had to find out why.  What I discovered should ease any concerns of Stone Street Capital that its "offspring" are encroaching on its turf.

You see Secure Horizon Settlements has created the "lump some" niche,  or grammatically corrected  "some lump". Wow, no no , I mean WOW!"

This "brilliant" Secure Horizon Settlements advertisement says it all.

 

Secure Horizon Settlements ad fail

Snickers from the Gallery….

So if you want some lump company or "lump some", you know where to go. If you're not into lumpy, there are plenty of better choices.

Source: Sam Walters, Creative Director of Secure Horizon Settlements and listed contact on the aforementioned daily "do it yourself" press releases.

 

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