Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by Structured Settlement Watchdog

It's the time of Rapture. Not just THE Rapture, but 41 years ago last week, the last time inflation reached current levels, Rapture, Structured msa structured ms egg by Blondie was finishing up a two week stretch at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.  In the Structured MSA "metaverse" there are no "Men from Mars eating cars and eating bars" but a blog from one company suggests that there is the Raptor, or Raptors, velociraptors to be precise, just like in Jurassic Park. Technically speaking however, in real life however, a Velociraptor was roughly the size of a turkey, considerably smaller than the approximately (6+12 ft) tall and 80 kg (180 lb) reptiles seen in the Jurassic Park films.

Invasion of the Turkeys

So, when a company writes in block capitals " THE BEST WAY TO SAVE ON MSAS MAY HAVE JUST BECOME THE ONLY WAY: STRUCTURES!" accompanied by the picture below, has ANYONE considered that it could be interpreted as "invasion of the turkeys"?

Invasion of the Jurassic turkeys

"Invasion of the Jurassic Turkeys"?

"Velociraptor was just a scary turkey, say scientists"

"In a study of the fossilized forearms of velociraptors found in Mongolia in 1998, paleontologist Mark Norell of the American Museum of Natural History found "quill knobs" – bumps where the feathers used for flight in modern birds are anchored to the bone with ligaments. His results were published in 1998 in the Journal Science.

Velociraptors were " speedy thieves"

In 1924, Henry Fairfield Osborn, then-president of the American Museum of Natural History, named Velociraptor. He bestowed the name on this dinosaur, which is derived from the Latin words "velox" (swift) and "raptor" (robber or plunderer), as an apt description of its agility and carnivorous diet.    Source:  Velociraptor: Facts About the 'Speedy Thief' By published 

Velociraptors did not hunt and packs

It's also worth noting that Velociraptors did not hunt in packs as the above picture suggests. Research from University of Wisconsin Oshkosh revolves around an analysis of raptor teeth that shows Velociraptors did not hunt in coordinated packs. "Raptorial dinosaurs often are shown as hunting in packs similar to wolves," said Joseph Frederickson, a vertebrate paleontologist who led the study with Michael Engel and Richard Cifell.

When promoting Structured MSA, the devil is in the details. You know "a picture tells a thousand words".  A Structured MSA has tremendous benefits, but a mural of "scary turkeys" known as "speedy thieves" in the scientific community, does not showcase the characteristics that I would have in mind to promote them.  How about you readers?

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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