by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Penned while waiting for the release of Covid-19 booster shots, here’s another “jab” at the structured settlement factoring industry and the misinformation disseminated by some of its members, an apt descriptor of which shares its name with a popular processed lunchbox meat.
The Structured Settlement Cash Now Opus ( a parody)
The Baloney has a first name
F-A-C-T-O-R.
The Baloney Has a second name,
Pennies on the DOLL-AR.
Oh I love to critique it everyday
And if you ask me why I’ll say,
Factoring Companies have a way with C-R-A-P-O-L-A.
The Baloney has a funny voice
Sounds like B-L-A-B-L-A-B-L-A
You get your pennies and “rejoice”
Ginned up to buy an expensive car
Oh I love to critique it every day
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Factoring companies have a way with C-R-A-P-O-L-A
The Baloney keeps on calling me
Claims to work with an insurance company
The dude was sly, I looked him in the eye
Said bro I know you’re punkin’ me.
Oh I love to critique it every day
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Factoring companies have a way with C-R-A-P-O-L-A