In Sumter County "news", a blindfolded #Structuredsettlement awaits its fate after being ping ponged and poached like yesterday's breakfast and handed off to an unlicensed #structuredsettlements factoring company, which hopes to make a killing. That's what I call "capital punishment". #lastrites #firingsquad #structuredsettlementcashnow #gallowshumor #parody #verypunny
Hi my name is Sammy Structure. My Payee is a resident of New York. How the heck did I get into this mess? One minute I'm watching Aaron Judge and the next minute I'm being misjudged, in frickin' Florida? Time for a smoke.