by Structured Settlement Watchdog

JG Wentworth presents its rating from the Better Business Bureau as if it were quoted out of a Broadway style review*. Instead of "Two Thumbs Up" it says "Rated A+" –Better Business Bureau.
While JG Wentworth does have an A+rating, its jingle ain't "the lullaby of old Broadway". It appears to have "misquoted" the Better Business Bureau.
**Special thanks to Jack Meligan for "loaning me his hi-liter" for this irreverent diversion.
Image: Haveseen/Dreamstime.com
*Source: Google PPC Ad 8/26/2014. Copy on file.