Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

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by Structured Settlement Watchdog

A Florida structured settlement factoring company ad posted to Instagram December 28, 2022, featuring a man walking hand-in-hand  Fort Lauderdale structrued settlement cash now ad mock with girlfiend in one direction, while not so subtlely swiveling his head to ogle the Sitzfleisch of another female walking in the opposite direction, stating "Calling XYZ about a large lump sum". The way the ad plays out, the factoring company is the rump of the woman the rump bum is checking out. We've all seen a version of the distracted boyfriend meme featuring the "rump bum".

It seems asinine to diss at least half of the population when it's not necessary to grab consumers' attention in a tribute to the 1992 Wreckx-n-Effect hip-hop song " Rump Shaker"…

"All I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom
And a poom poom, just shake ya rump 
Rump shaker"

The Broward County Florida structured settlement factoring company says "Our customers choose to sell their structured settlement and annuity payments for several reasons. A large lump sum payment allows you to purchase a home, further your education, start a business, pay off debt or put your money in investments that offer a higher return".

Before you go chasing your tail (or someone else's) for pennies on the dollar, read this helpful guide to "KYS" on the subject.

Selling A Structured Settlement in 2025? Get The 411 on Cash Now (4structures.com)

Note: The actual ad posted by the Fort Lauderdale company on Instagram on December 28, 2022 and still active at the time of the original posting featured a re-creation of the so called "look back guy" with different women and a different guy (but same concept). The image above in the meme is the classic image of "look back guy".

Last updated July 31, 2025

 

 

 

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