by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
Maximillian S. Factor ("Max Factor"), the Structured Settlements 4Real® roving reporter unearthed this newly 
rejected factoring commercial from "Teach Fleas Capital" while rummaging through a dumpster outside a well known Florida advertising agency. Let er' roll Max!
rejected factoring commercial from "Teach Fleas Capital" while rummaging through a dumpster outside a well known Florida advertising agency. Let er' roll Max! “Were you injured in an accident and now have an annuity that is giving you guaranteed money every month from a solid source for the rest of your life? Are your children set for college, and is your retirement secure?
“What were you thinking"?
“If you answered ‘yes’, call us. We can turn that dusty old annuity into cash! Just pick up that phone and in less than 10 minutes, you’ll be on the road to having that car you’ve had your eye on, or that vacation you’ve always wanted!
“No more of that annoying steady structured settlement income, peace of mind, and restful nights. Trade them all in for a nice car, and the excitement of sleepless nights!
“So call 1-800-782-5377/ that’s 1-800-SUCKERS WE won’t be sorry you did!”
According to sources at "Teach Fleas" it was rejected because it made SENSE not CENTS.
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