Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by John Darer
 
(loosely to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence-)

Hello Patrick, my old friend
Pardon me I must gloat, again 
That JG Wentworth who you once embraced,
Filed Chapter 11 leaving you disgraced,
Despite the mirth swirling 'round our brains 
The "Thought Leader" NOT still remains.

 
In September you bashed AIG
For its financial dealings so we see
Your lack of new comments on J.G.
Simply underscore your hypocrisy
Seems Mr. Wentworth to you can do no wrong
Now they're bust your blog is like… "so long!"
 
Many restless blogs I typed alone
Making points with skill I continue to hone
'Neath the halo of a greater good
I saw that Mr Wentworth was no good,
When my eardrums were violated by the Viking Chorus 
You're on frickin' mute, what are you HO-A-RSE? 
 
And from the Internet I saw
Endless seriata four score and more
JGW hyping without think-ing
Pedantic postings, many were stink-ing
Patrick's blogs of a voice never shared
En Francais they have a word, simply "merde"

"Hear Ye," said I, "ignore thee so
The factor ads that like a cancer grow
Heed my warnings that I might teach you
Read my thoughts that I might reach you"

My posts like silent raindrops fell

These Cash Now Pushers, "ooh that smell"

And NOW your blog is silenced.
 
Why did Pat Hindert bow and pray
To the Viking trojan and now not bray?
What say you in Terrace Park?
Silence unbecoming, be not "Odd Vark"!
 
 
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