by Structured Settlement Watchdog
You have to hand it to them, 123LumpSum's ad seems brutally honest. Is 123lump Sum implying that:
- People who have half a skull and most of their brain removed are remarkably calm and sit upright
- People who sell their structured settlements for pennies on the dollar are brainless
- People who sell their structured settlements for pennies on the dollar are half-brained
- If you crack your skull open, scoop out the brain matter and unhinge the top half of your skull you can put a gray dish in the cavity for a scale to weigh your money. Perhaps after that you could use it to nest a bunch of grapes or bananas,
- People who've had a lobotomy vouch for 123LumpSum?
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Money over brain matter?
What do you think?
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