by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
The stock of the dominant player in the structured settlement cash now business is imploding as JG Wentworth (JGW) shares plummeted 34.65% on 7 times average daily volume, closing at 83c after hit a low of 78c. JGW stock is down 91.74% over the last 52 weeks. Flushing The Toilet-SoundBible.com-399247839
Now at a market capitalization if $20 million, JGW sits 60% below the minimum required capital to be listed on the New York Stock Exchange.
The structured settlement cash now pusher suffered a decline of 42.1% in revenue in structured settlement transfers, when compared to the same period in 2015.
Spotted "while having breakfast in a vintage Monty Python video" at the "Green Midget cafe" in Bromley, just South of London, the "JGW Viking singers" rehearsed a memorable ode to Einstein Structured Settlements. very simple really… "Spam Spam Spam Spam". Always look on the bright side of life folks.
What you can no longer afford with one share of JG Wentworth stock?
- A toll on any New York City Bridge
- A ticket to the movies
- A pay to poop stall in Manhattan, so hold it in!
- A bottle of water
- The dollar menu at McDonalds
- A New York City Pretzel from a street vendor
- A new York City hotdog from a street vendor
- A subway token
- A tip for a cup of coffee (unless you're a cheap SOB)
- A New York City bus ride
- A cup of anything at Starbucks
- Any newspaper worth reading.
- A pair of clean underwear
- The daily feed for Moola, the Stone Street Capital 'cash cow"
- Enough prison slop to feed structured settlement factoring forgers Thomas Rubino and Jose Manuel Camacho Jr. for one day in jail.
- Enough to pay one penny of restitution for each of the forgeries admitted to by by Rubino or Camacho