Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by Structured Settlement Watchdog®

Is the Portsmouth Virginia Circuit Court a forum shoppers delight? Court record retrieved by our sources,  indicate that Portsmouth's "structured settlement payments transfer palooza" began in 2010 and then rapidly escalated, increasing ten-fold in the first year alone!

2010                                   52 structured settlement transfers

2011                                  522 structured settlement transfers

2012                                 720 structured settlement transfers

2013                                 623 structured settlement transfers

through March 2014    403 structured settlement transfers

Until about March 2014 Judge Dean  "2 minutes per case"  Sword, Jr. ruled the roost on a majority of structured settlement transfers in the Portsmouth Circuit and Steven E. Heretick was the lawyer who almost exclusively represented structured settlement payment buyers.  Upon information and belief Heretick still controls 95% of the structured settlement transfers in the Portsmouth Circuit.  For example, on October 1, 2015 the docket shows Judge William S. Moore was scheduled to hear 18 structured settlement transfer cases in 58 minutes. In  all cases Heretick was the lawyer. See pages 6-8 Download in re structured settlements Portsmouth VA 2015-10-01

Check out "Forum Shoppers Delight", a parody by the "Booger Hill Gang", the would be theme song for a prospective "new reality series" working title "Transfer Lives of the Portsmouth Circuit":

Now what you hear us not a test of forum shopping to the beat

And me, "The Sword", and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

See I am Wonder Dean, and I'd like to say hello

To the black, the red and the brown

The purple and the yellow, But first I gotta say

 

Bang Bang, the Stevie to the Stevie

Say up jump the Stevie to the bang bang Stevie

Let's rock, we don't stop

Rock those Orders we be punchin' that cash now clock

Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along.

And next on the mike is my man Steve

C'mon Steve sing that song

 

Check it out I'm H-E-R-E, the T-I-C-K

And the rest is just my shtick

You see I go by the code of  "doctor cash now"

A simple reason they get passed so quick

You see I'm about the only one, and I'm tons of fun

And Sword's only 2 minutes a case

Other attorneys come onto my turf, dang I'm in their face

 

Well it's on'n'non'n'non'on'n'non'n'non

Transfer beat don't stop until the break of dawn

I said M-A-S-T-E-R,  Steve as happy can be

Well my name is known over the cash now world

With 123,  JG and the "Duke of Earl".

I'm going down in history

As the most prolific cash now lawyer there ever could be.

 

Everybody go ho-tel mo-tel holiday inn

If another judge starts acting up, then you take it to them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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