Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

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by Structured Settlement Watchdog

Did you hear about the guy that flew so close to the sun that he touched it in exactly one spot?  After that he was a real "tan-gent"! **                                                                                                            

In a "do it yourself press release" issued December 5, 2012 Einstein Structured Settlements "has announced a new sweepstakes for people who close a deal with Einstein between December 1, 2012 through February 1, 2012 (emphasis ours). The Grand Prize is having their rent or mortgage paid, up to $600.00 per month, for two months".

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The Einstein Bobbleheads missed an important detail. They weren't the first as they advertised

Einstein Structured Settlements shamelessly advertised that this is a first in the structured settlement industry when in fact in 2009, Imperial Structured Settlements had a similar sweepstakes.

The Imperial sweepstakes even offered to pay three times more rent. At this stage I wouldn't go so far as to say " it's all relative" however, coincidentally the Imperial news release and the Einstein press release share glaring date inconsistencies.

Read my August 22, 2009 post  Imperial Structured Settlements' Mortgage Contest Inconsistencies

Come Live In My Heart. Pay no Rent" Sam Lover

  

** Source  Jokes With Einstein . Animation : Gifsoup

Download Einstein rent sweepstakes December 2012 to February 2012 prweb10179180

 

 

 

 
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