Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

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Reader Edward Ellis writes

"Oops Cash Cow dropped the poo again. I was solicited to buy my structured settlement.

These brokers called me sometimes 3 times a day and on the weekends to get a decision.

Finally I chose them on the promise they would have my cash in 3 weeks 4 weeks at the latest assuring me they did this "All The Time" I needed the money to pay some immediate bills and start a business for my wife. I am on chemo so you can imagine the money I go through. Well they called me and told me a "Boss" had made a mistake in an addendum and there would be a delay until the next month. I told them I had 3 grand in immediate bills to pay. I was told I would get that money in 2 days to hold me over. All I got was 1 Grand and them explaining it was standard for advances. THAT was after a week. here we are at 7 weeks and I still have not gotten my money even though it went through the courts 2 weeks ago. I am due to have my utilities cut off this week and will lose my truck to the finance company….Thank you cash cow for the money NOT NOW"

Cow Patty "CASH NOW"

The vulgar image above befits the promises of "cash now" made by nation's cash now pushers that refuse to stop false advertising.

Hey Stone Street Capital! Wipe that silly smile off your Teletubby like "cash cow" spokes creature and start delivering what your advertising says. Or, stop advertising what you cannot deliver.

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2 responses to “” Cash Cow Dropped The Poo Again” Says Reader Sold Bill of Goods on “Cash Now””

  1. John Avatar

    Believe it or not we had to pay for “the perfect cake”!

  2. Kate Avatar

    Very nice cake on this photo? Who is owner?

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