Structured Settlements 4Real®Blog 2026

Structured settlements expert John Darer reviews the latest structured settlements and settlement planning information and news, and provides expert opinion and highly regarded commentary. that is spicy, Informative, irreverent and effective for over 20 years.

by Structured Settlement Watchdog®

Looks like the Phillies' security guards tasered the wrong person. Now JG Wentworth, or some people shilling for them, are running amok on a baseball field wondering how they can pay all their bills. Their crusty pudgy manager comes out to the mound to join the discussion about how these "elite athletes" can solve their problems If they follow the signs of their third base coach (the "fourth stooge") and call JG Wentworth. Inevitably you know the game is "rigged" when the umpire turns out to be the old cornball himself, Mr Wentworth, who is conceivably moonlighting at umpiring to complement his income from "driving buses".

In these days of obscene athlete salaries who's going believe the bad acting and that the entire infield (1) is having financial problems (2) has structured settlements?

The JG Wentworth "eephus pitch"!

All in all a very poor commercial compared to the opera series. Let's face it-they do zaftig viking opera singers well.

 100x100VikingMan  But it was getting a little tired so they needed a change.

Perhaps a new commercial featuring Mr. Wentworth in the uniform of his "day job" crooning like old "Ralphie Boy" here?

Ralph Kramden crooning about structured settlements 

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